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"Facebook has used a portion of its considerable resources to finance a team of time traveling photographers sent back through time to document every embarrassing moment in the lives of each of our users so they could be seen on the new Timeline feature. Facebook doesn’t believe in secrets. Facebook can only gain sustenance from the uncomfortableness and awkwardness of its users. Facebook needs to see your bad haircuts and droopy drunk eyes. Facebook needs to see your fat stage and your REALLY fat stage. Do you remember when you asked that girl to prom and she said no? Facebook does. Facebook remembers when your chair squeaked in second grade and sounded like a fart. Facebook knows of every. single. time. you asked a girl to do something and she said she was busy. Facebook remembers your first period. Facebook remembers your “sleeveless shirts only” phase. Facebook was there when you got braces. Facebook was there the first time you woke up and said “Oh no, what happened last night” and Facebook was there the night before. Facebook has always been there and Facebook will always be there. Facebook. Needs. To. Eat."

~   Mark Zuckerberg  (via barbiehighheels)

(via beckyloves-deactivated20120409)

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